Slap Me Happy, I'm Famous!

Who would have believed it, I'm famous. My mommy must be so proud, I've made it into The Guardian!

So what's new in the world today? Well, a lot of people fell out of the sky and survived. Hooray for them. But much more importantly, my homeland has officially joined the ranks of civilised nations with the reports of Ireland's first Happy Slapping incident.

For those of you uninitiated in this joyous pastime, Happy Slapping involves (usually) hooded youngsters slapping strangers in the face/head/anywhere while recording it on their mobile phone then running away knuckles dragging in the dirt to show all their friends how four-by-four-across-the-back-of-someones-head funny they are.

The Irish incident involved the slightly more artistic version where a group of people spice it up by kicking the victim in the head and other such hilarious add-ons.

What can you do about it? Answers on a postcard to "Chavs, Kill 'em All?, Lübeck, Germany."