Liberality For All

Drum roll please....

It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists which have yielded governing authority to the United Nations. It is up to an underground conservative group (known as F.O.I.L.) led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North to thwart Ambassador Usama Bin Laden’s plans to nuke New York City.

Enter the latest comic book sensation Liberality For All!

Don't miss these extra chocolatey bits:

• The alternative (must reach that demographic) PATRIOT kid being taken away by the cops on the cover.
• Osama giving a speech to the U.N. and apologising for the "misunderstanding" of 9/11 and thanking... wait for it... wait for it... U.N. Secretary General Jacques Chirac, President Chelsea Clinton and (this is almost too good to be true) Vice President Michael Moore.

Never misunderestimate the imagination of a 5 year old!!

It's time to own up; I actually really love right wing people. They are so sincere in their belief that there is some big conspiracy against them that they continuously pump out the likes of this so that I can roll around on the ground laughing at them. It's very considerate of them when you think about it.

If these people didn't exist I wouldn't have Drop Dead Gorgeous. The horror!

Speaking of movies, has anyone out there been to see The Descent? It's excellent, so much so that the more I think about it, the more I think it is up there as one of my favourite movies. It is just so well done.

I wasn't that tense watching a movie since seeing Alien for the first time as a kid. Recommended viewing, just bring a change of underwear.