Five Blades of Nirvana

First off, news reaches mine ears of the next latest and greatest must have product: [Gillette's Fusion Razor]. It has... not three... not even four... but five, yes that's FIVE blades. All truth be told, it actually has six blades - there's an extra one on the back for trimming whatever monstrosity of hair you decide to leave hanging off your face.

I mean seriously, where is this going to end? Showers that spit razor blades at you? Muppets.

Now, time for some entertainment. Being old and wise I have taken it upon my self to trawl through the trash of movies spit out like half developed foetuses by Hollywood to find a couple of fully formed and just possibly half intelligent movies for your amusement:

* [Thumbsucker] - Vince Vaughn's line in the bathroom is just classic!
* [Everything is Illuminated] - No meat, what is wrong with you?
* [Jarhead] - Donnie Darko goes to war.
* [Elizabethtown] - Okay, the trailer is a little corny but I've heard great things and well, Kirsten is in it after all.
* [A Scanner Darkly] - Richard Linklater directing a Philip K. Dick story. Animated in the same style as [Waking Life] and with a deadly cast... I can't wait!!

Oh and as for the Nirvana thing in the title. I went to see the [Kaiser Chiefs] last night. They were good but the band before them blew everyone away. They were [Nine Black Alps] and had so obviously borrowed so much from Nirvana. But they still sounded great and I think it is only a testament to them that they have the balls to borrow so much from Nirvana and still have their own sound that works so well. Watch this space!