A Retraction?

Ok, maybe I jumped the gun on that posting yesterday. Maybe you can't rent out your kids.

But here's one that is definitely real: Rent a Midget

And one that is definitely meant as satire: Rent a Negro
Or should I say, a website where they actually know how to do satire.

If that website isn't real (and I have contacted snopes.com about it) then it's just a bad joke. Not a tasteless joke mind you, I love bad taste but it's just not done very well. Unless of course if the point of it is simply to fool people. Well then it's even more stupid and pointless. I await the judgement of the almighty snopes.com

Anyway, on to something totally unrelated, really crazy and well, just damn cool: a wooden iPod!